"Call Me a Hemorrhoid" - T-shirt
White / S
$28.99
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$28.99
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A soft, lightweight cotton tee printed with bold, irreverent text that starts a laugh and stops small talk. This unisex shirt lays flat and smooth, letting the statement speak for itself without shouting. Wear it lounging at home, out with close friends, or to low-key gatherings where dry humor lands best. The crew neckline and classic fit give it an easy, lived-in look — the kind of shirt you reach for when you want comfort and a little edge. The fabric has a fine, durable hand that keeps prints crisp and the collar springy after many washes. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO‑TEX® certification mean comfort and quality you can trust.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth feel
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean drape
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching
- DTG/DTF printed designs for sharp, durable text
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® certified for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
"Call Me a Hemorrhoid" - T-shirt
$28.99
Sale price
$28.99
Regular price
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth feel
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean drape
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching
- DTG/DTF printed designs for sharp, durable text
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® certified for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors